GLASS
Container which shatters at the most inconvenient and unexpected
moments. Glasses are known to have properties that cause them to
throw themselves out of people's hands. Glasses are also specially
designed not to bounce. On anything.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Container which shatters at the most inconvenient and unexpected
moments. Glasses are known to have properties that cause them to
throw themselves out of people's hands. Glasses are also specially
designed not to bounce. On anything.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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Type of keyboard designed to slow the typist down and confuse
people who are learning to type.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - COMPUTER
An electronic device designed to make you rip your hair out.
The principles of a computer are very simple. You... - University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
They are people with a message; a message that the... - VOLUNTARY
Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you
have been embarrassed into it.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - GENERATION, OLDER
The people that don't understand you.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - GENERATION, YOUNGER
The people that you don't understand.
Daniel Bowen's TOXIC... - UFO
Unidentified Flying Object. Also known by the acronym
ACATMTTSAFMCAMMFFDOMLAIPIMSAMMP (Aliens Came And Took Me To Their
Spaceship And Fed Me Cornflakes And Made Me Forget Five Days Of My
Life And Inserted Probes Into My Skull And Made Me Pregnant.)
It is now almost certain that UFOs were specifically designed
to enable poor country-folk to rip off current affairs shows.
Actually, most UFOs are considerably smaller than flying... - TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES
Fictional alleged humour written during the early-1990s by some
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Now known to cause permanent brain damage if consumed...
