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• What we Are is God's give to us. What we Become is our gift to God.
• Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift certificate!
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• The greatest gift that you can give yourself is a little bit of your own attention.
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• Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.