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• Get a new car for your wife, if anybody will swap.
• Treat women like dirt -- use them as mulch in your garden.
• Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
  (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.) -- Eagleson's Law...
• Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
  (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like 3 weeks.)...
• Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
  (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)...
• Your password is pitifully obvious.
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• The Cuckoo's Egg: Clifford Stoll Doubleday 1989 ISBN 0-385-24946-2 Clifford Stoll's absorbing tale of how he tracked Markus Hess and the Chaos Club cracking ring nicely illustrates the difference between `hacker' and `cracker'.
  Stoll's portrait of himself, his lady Martha, and his friends at Berkeley and on the Internet paints a marvelously vivid picture of how hackers and the people around them like to live and how they think....