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• Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?
• DEC /dek/ n. 1. v. Verbal (and only rarely written) shorthand for decrement, i.
  e. `decrease by one'. Especially used by assembly programmers, as many assembly languages have a dec mnemonic....
• SMILEY +-(:-) Religious leade
• The Scout of today is the leader of tomorrow.
• A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
  -- Harry S Truma...
• You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
• Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader!