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• It's the InterNIC's fault.
• It's not my FAULT.
• All Gaul is divided into three parts: igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary.
  -- Geologist Wilson Hinckley...
• Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?
  you're crazy. -- Drillers to Edwin Drake, geologist, 1859...
• A fault recognized is half corrected.
• Ignorance is a *fault*, not an excuse.
• It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
• It's someone else's fault!
• Memory fault. Brain dumped.