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• It's not my FAULT.
• America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!
• It's NOT my fault!!! -- Han Solo (and a cast of thousands)
• It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house!
• Gravity isn't my fault. Hey, I voted for velcro.
• Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's my own damn fault.
• It's the InterNIC's fault.
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• Monday morning Rain-drenched parks with bone-bare trees greet my failing feet.
  The pale daylight is no bombard for my wall-like shades, nor the wind my Monday morning....