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• I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
  I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me....
• A jerk. A real knee biter.
• All my good taglines are one character too lo
• Taglines - The REAL reason for EchoMail!
• STERN DISCIPLINARIAN: A real jerk. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
• My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed.
• Gee, it's too bad you're going to die tonight.
• I travelled to a mystical time-zone,and I missed my bed and I soon came home.
  They said there's too much caffeine in your blood-stream and a lack of real spice in your life....
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....