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  They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built....
• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights.
  If you hear bells, get your ears checked. -- Erich Segal...
• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
• After the first year, Captain Kirk lost his secretary, Yeoman Rand.
  She used to bring him coffee (even heating it with a hand phaser in times of galley distress) and hand him clipboards with flashing lights on them for him to initial....
• Cursor's flashing but there's no response.
• You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down.--T.Petty
• It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. -- Henry Alle