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• 1) I'm just not an emotional kind of guy. (2) If I show some emotion, that's just the way I am.
  (3) I'm not too good at the emotional side. (4) We Bushes cry easily....
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
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  One, but don't expect results....