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• Practice good mirth control -- use a conundrum.
• Mirth Control * Void where prohibited by law (3:770/140)
• What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache.
• Back-seat driving is a form of duel control. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Fundamentalism: Fund (give cash); amentalism (without brains).
• Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind.
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....