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• Behind all the political rhetoric being hurled at us from abroad
  we are bringing home one unassailable fact -- [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized standard, committed against innocent people, away from the scene of political conflict, and must be dealt with as a crime....
• I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared.
  To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt....
• Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
  100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
• I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers.
  To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt....
• You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
  By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!...
• Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Righ
  An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny....
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does.
  As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about it....