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• Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, I'll just cross out the 'in'.
  ..'Any history of _sanity_ in the family?'...(writes)....
• Brain not found. Run for office? (Y/N)
• The Post Office is being run like NOBODYS business.
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program!
• My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. -- Iphicrate
• I'm not paranoid - just a student of history.
• Free?" I just love the word "free!
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....