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• If you hear an onion ring, answer it.
• Socrates said, "Those who want fewest things are nearest to the gods.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Socrates, xi...
• The secret things belong unto the Lord. -- Old Testament -- Deuteronomy xxix, 29
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• Real men consider saturated fats as one of the four major food groups.
• It was a high speech of Seneca (after the manner of the Stoics), that "The good things which belong to prosperity are to be wished, but the good things that belong to adversity are to be admired.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Adversity...
• How many Ergonomicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five - four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and......
• There are three things that come next, uh four...