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• Forty isn't old, if you're a tree.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• 40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
• I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
• Bah! You can't make a sow's ear out of a cheap thug!
  -- Ham re-iterates one of Circe's old complaints in "The Badge...
• Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. -- Victor Hugo
• And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights. -- Old Testament -- Genesis vii, 12