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• If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military.
  -- Harry S. Truma...
• The real head of the household is the one who has custody of the remote control.
• Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90.
• Ignorance is NOT bliss; fortunately sometimes I get paid for it.
• Life stinks. Fortunately, I've got a cold.
• As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need -- tremendous self control.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• The more control, the more that requires control.