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• My god can beat up your god!
• None can comprehend eternity but the eternal God. Eternity is an ocean, whereof we shall never see the shore
  it is a deep where we can find no bottom; a labyrinth from whence we cannot extricate ourselves and where we shall ever lose the door....
• Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? -- Matt Groening
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• A God all mercy is a God unjust. -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night iv, Line 233
• Progress, man's distinctive mark alone, Not God's, and not the bea
  God is, they are; Man partly is, and wholly hopes to be....
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• God help the rich - the poor can beg.
• Only God can make random selections.