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• One man's mate is another man's passion. -- Jeff Daiell's description of adultery
• I'm a lover, not a hacker. -- Jeff Daiell
• A man who can't mind his own business is not to be trusted with the king's. -- Saville
• What happened to the Chinese Symphony Orchestra during its most recent Western tour?
  It became the Chinese String Quartet....
• Definition of a hermaphrodite: a bisexual built for two. -- Jeff Daiell
• The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" -- Jeff Elma
• When Barbary Pirates demand a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'tribute money'.
  When the Mafia demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'the protection racket'....
• Draft politicians, not human beings. -- antidraft slogan coined by Jeff Daiell, 1979
• Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes. -- Jeff Daiell