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• Definition of a hermaphrodite: a bisexual built for two. -- Jeff Daiell
• Draft politicians, not human beings. -- antidraft slogan coined by Jeff Daiell, 1979
• One man's mate is another man's passion. -- Jeff Daiell's description of adultery
• Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes. -- Jeff Daiell
• Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
  -- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertaria...
• for the Orchestra which is Business reflects the Symphony of the Mind, the Crown which makes Man King.
  -- Jeff Daiell, in "The Most Dangerous Radical...
• Life in a free society is friendly, prosperous, pleasant, cultured, and ever-longer.
  -- Jeff Daiell, 1989, in contrapoint to Hobbe...
• When Barbary Pirates demand a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'tribute money'.
  When the Mafia demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it's called 'the protection racket'....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.