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• It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.
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• Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
  God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
• So, would you like to shoot him now or wait 'til you get home?
• Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (SVC) -- According to a recent study by the Blartner Group, 99.
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• I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
  -- Joseph Costello, President of Cadence...
• Quote #636 I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool.
  -- Joseph Costello...
• Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him. -- Paul Eldridge
• Just ignore him. He has no idea what he's talking about.