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For Every New Foolproof Invention There Is A New And Improved Fool.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
For every idiot-proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
-- Robb's Law of Technological Evolutio...
Anything NEW and/or IMPROVED, isn't. -- HERSHISER'S FIRST RULE
For every foolproof program, there is a bigger and more dangerous fool who will bypass the safeguards.
-- Naeser's Law...
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...
Hershiser's First Rule: Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
Hershiser's Second Rule: The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!! Faster Light, Less Fueling!
Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried -- Thomas Jefferso
