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Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
Anything NEW and/or IMPROVED, isn't. -- HERSHISER'S FIRST RULE
Hershiser's First Rule: Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
Hershiser's Second Rule: The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!! Faster Light, Less Fueling!
What is the difference between method and device? A method is a device which you use twice.
-- Quoted by George Polya...
Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts? A spatula.
