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• I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I Want to Help: Abel N. Willi
• I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
  You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
• We males cannot really know the misery of female birth control, just as we cannot know the pain of childbirth (a fact for which I get down on my knees and give thanks at every opportunity).
  -- Dave Barry...
• Algorithm...Is that Vice-Presidential Birth Control??
• Birth-control pills are habit forming.
• LOGARITHM -- a Catholic birth-control record.
• LUNACY my Best personality trait!
• He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.