Related:

• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
  ! -- Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes" by Bill Waterso...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• I wish _I_ was a tiger." "A common lament." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
  -- Calvin ("Calvin and Hobbes")...
• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. -- Calvin and Hobbe