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• Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
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• Hey, wait a minute. This is a script! There must be a writer around here somewhere.
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• ewsgroup n. [Usenet] One of Usenet's huge collection of topic groups or fora.
  Usenet groups can be `unmoderated' (anyone can post) or `moderated' (submissions are automatically directed to a moderator, who edits or filters and then posts the results)....
• ewsgroup: [USENET] n. One of {USENET}'s huge collection of topic groups or {fora}.
  Usenet groups can be `unmoderated' (anyone can post) or `moderated' (submissions are automatically directed to a moderator, who edits or filters and then posts the results)....
• Silence is a friend who will never betray. -- Cervante
• We were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone's food without paying for it.
  On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you....