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• STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
• There is an enormous oyster here with its shell tightly closed.
  Interesting. Interesting. There seems to be something written on the underside of the oyster....
• Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.
  Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again....
• Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
• FSM: Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
• It's extremely hard to fold a Buffalo.
• Here's a tagline you have never seen before!
• Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
  Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties....
• If, before going to bed every night, you will tear a page from the calendar, and remark, 'There goes another day of my life, never to return,' you will become time conscious.
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