Floppy: The Condition Of A Constant Computer User's Stomach Due To Lack Of Exercise And A Steady Diet Of Junk Food.

Floppy: The Condition Of A Constant Computer User's Stomach Due To Lack Of Exercise And A Steady Diet Of Junk Food.

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Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due
to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food. (See Chips).

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