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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
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SMILEY :-# mouth zipped
There webs were spread of more than common size, And half-starved spiders prey'd on half-starved flies.
-- Charles Churchill (1731-1764), The Prophecy of Famine, Line 327...
En la boca cerratha, no enterran moscas (If you keep your mouth closed, flies won't fly in...)
Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
The best form of exercise is picnics. You can use up two thousand calories trying to keep the ants and flies away from the potato salad.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
Retribution will be yours.
Yours is no disgrace.
Farmers spread it around.
Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.