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• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• Ahh. You have a practiced hand Commander. Yes, I have my father to thank.
  Your father like to cook? No, he hated it. That's why he left the chore to me....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
• What's the difference between a physicist and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
• What's the difference between COBOL and forcible sodomy. Not much.
• What's the difference between genius & stupidity? Me, and You.
• What a difference there is between what we say and what we think. -- Racine
• Immortal gods! how much does one man excel another!
  What a difference there is between a wise person and a fool!...
• Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.