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• This is not a Klingon ship, sir. No, Commander, it is not.
  If it were a Klingon ship, I would have killed you for offering your suggestion....
• Riker: "I don't believe this!" Troi: "He's king to his particular hill, Commander.
  You have to treat him that way." Riker: "Counselor, this feels like a perfect job for you....
• Shelby: "Captain Riker, based on our past relationship, there's no reason for me to expect to becoming your first officer except that you need me.
  I know how to get things done and I have the expertise on the Borg....
• Alexander: "Are you my father?" Worf: "Yes...I am your father." -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
• Riker: "Lieutenant Worf, everyone in this room shares my respect for your service to this ship.
  But right now, I need your experience at Tactical....
• Riker: "Thank you for coming on board, Mister Dokachin.
  Dokachin: "Quite a ship you have." Riker: "We're tied into your computers if you'd like to access the files....
• My father is credit manager at a funeral home. His bosses have a card that they hand out.
  It says Thank You for Smoking -- Your local undertaker....
• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....