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• You're like a scoop of ice cream sitting on top of a cherry pie.
• In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
  If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....