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• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger.
  This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really....
• During the Depression era my mother found out how to save money.
  She used to cheat bus drivers. She got on a bus with a transfer a day old....
• SHB: Stop and Hang Bu
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• RNBS: Reflect Next Bus Signal