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• Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
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• Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg.
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• The first thing in life is to assume a pose. What the second one is, no one has yet discovered.
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• Assume nothing.
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