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• If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
• You are late. "Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful.
  I fail to understand why. -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", stardate 42901.3...
• I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do? -- Raoul Duke
• It's a long time since I've enjoyed myself so much.
• Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring
  I was loath to take her life, But I had to stop her snoring! -- Harry Graham...
• Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
  "The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
• Troi: "I've learned to remind myself that my mother and I are two separate individuals.
  Jev: "And have you enjoyed much success with this approach, Counselor?...
• I had been learning to drive with power steering, I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going in the opposite direction.
• As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.