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• How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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• Bart: The lemon tree's gone! Martin: And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.
  Database: Oh look, a clue. A candy bar wrapper. Milhouse...
• Finding a good man is like trying to staple Jello to a tree.
• Hey kids, get a free Shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Cthuloops!
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  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
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  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....