A Future Product Release Date Does Not Say When A Product Will Be Introduced.

A Future Product Release Date Does Not Say When A Product Will Be Introduced.

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A future product release date
does not say when a product will be introduced. All it says it
that you don't have a chance in hell of seeing it before that time.
-- Goebel's Law of Product Introductions

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