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WARNING: This Product Warps Space And Time In Its Vicinity.
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WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
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HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
There is no time in space.
Biochemistry expands so as to fill the space and time available for its completion and publication.
-- R. T. Hersh...
Time and space are reeaaly easy.
ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.
9999999999% Empty Space....
Any producing entity is the last to use its own product. -- Meissner's Law
If space is the final frontier, what's TIME?
If space is warped, time is all that's wef
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
