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• Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo!
• Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy.
  For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?...
• Cats and ferrets don't HAVE the same paw prints.
• Cry SQUEEK and let loose the four ferrets of the apocalypse.
• Ferrets: Curious about everything and move like quicksilver.