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• Ferrets are like mom's, always nosing about your room!
• One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
  Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. -- Jim Harriso...
• Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays.
  Clutch it, and it darts away. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Ferrets Aaaaarrrrgooooooooooooo!
• Ferrets: nature's survival experts.
• If you don't like the weather, move.
• I know everything about everything, except that.
• Move to California - The police treat you like a "King