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• Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.
• Gay: If sh!t happens, decorate it.
• Anita Hill:When sh*t happens, tell everyone 10 years later.
• Pee-Wee' Herman:If sh*t happens, don't get it on your hand!
• When a woman cease to attract men, she turns to radical feminism.
• Happens to blacks-racism, happens to men-women's liberation!
• A sharper perspective on this matter is particularly important to feminist thought today
  because a major tendency in feminism has constructed the problem of domination as a drama of female vulnerability victimized by male aggression....
• Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
• Militancy of feminism is inversely proportional to beauty.