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• Male, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.
  The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man....
• OPPOSE, v. To assist with obstructions and objections.
  How lonely he who thinks to vex With bandinage the Solemn Sex!...
• CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind.
  The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul....
• INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
  -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...