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• Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex. -- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary
• Male, n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex.
  The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man....
• AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• NONSENSE, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A man is known by the company that he organizes. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• He laughs best who laughs least. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Coward, n.: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...