"After two years of trying,
scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have
managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant." Which proves that no
task is repugnant to a true scientist.
Running a project in this office is like mating elepha (a) it takes a great
deal of time and effort to get on top of things, (b) The whole affair is always
accompanied by a great deal of noise and confusion, the culmination of which is
heralded by loud trumpeting, (c) After which, nothing comes of the effort for
two years....