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• After many years of study, scientists have determined that dogs bark just for the hell of it.
  -- Smithsonia...
• After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
• THESE RESULTS WILL BE REPORTED AT LATER TIME forget that one baby! -- Research definitio
• Unidentified Scientist: "After two years of trying, scientists at the Yerkes Regional Primate Center have managed to get a chimpanzee pregnant.
  Which proves that no task is repugnant to a true scientist....
• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• maximum Maytag mode n. What a washing machine or, by extension, any disk drive is in when it's being used so heavily that it's shaking like an old Maytag with an unbalanced load.
  If prolonged for any length of time, can lead to disks becoming walking drives....
• APHASIA: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?