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• 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
  -- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
• Fat person: Nutritional Overachieve
• Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.
• Fat free: no extra charge for the fat.
• fat-finger vt. 1. To introduce a typo while editing in such a way that the resulting manglification of a configuration file does something useless, damaging, or wildly unexpected.
  NSI fat-fingered their DNS zone file and took half the net down again....
• 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....