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• Fakir, n: A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost religious devotion in his followe
  even though the sources seem to have shinnied up a rope and vanished....
• I have no problem with God.. it's his pushy followers I can't stand!!
• HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
  Lo! the poor humorist, whose tortured mind See jokes in crowds, though still to gloom inclined -- Whose simple appetite, untaught to stray, His brains, renewed by night, consumes by day....
• It would seem that you have actually improved on yourself, Data.
  Is that not the goal of every parent? -- Picard & Data, "The Offspring," stardate 43657.0....
• Great Runes n. Uppercase-only text or display messages.
  Some archaic operating systems still emit these....
• Religion: Agnostic. Atheist. Non-observant Jewish.
  Neo-pagan. Very commonly, three or more of these are combined in the same person....
• J. Random Hacker: [MIT] /J rand'm hak'r/ n. A mythical figure like the Unknown Soldie
  he archetypal hacker nerd. See {random}, {Suzie COBOL}....