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• A one-eyed man is able to see, A lame man is able to tread.
  He treads on the tail of the tiger. The tiger bites the man....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears....
• There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
• There is no comfort without pain; thus we define salvation through suffering. -- Cato
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he should be able and willing to pull his own weight.
  -- Theodore Roosevel...