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• The are hosts of dopes here, and it is not good for my blood pressure
  uch inane things are said and seriously discussed that I get into arguments outside the formal sessions whenever anyone asks me a question or starts to tell me about his "work....
• This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
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  (3) Some people who shouldn't, will. (4) Some people who can't, will try, regardless....
• People's Action Rules: (1) Some people who can, shouldn't.
  (2) Some people who should, won't. (3) Some people who shouldn't, will....
• 10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!" 9.
  One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... Think about it....
• Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
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• plat n. 1. Name used in many places (DEC, IBM, and others) for the asterisk (*) character (ASCII 0101010).
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