10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... Think about it."
8. "HONK if you've slept with commander Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!"
6. "Zero to warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION... We have a trigger happy klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this... Don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
1. "Wesley on board!"
-- Top Ten BumperStickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... Think about it."
8. "HONK if you've slept with commander Riker!"
7. "Guns don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!"
6. "Zero to warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
5. "CAUTION... We have a trigger happy klingon at tactical."
4. "If you can read this... Don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
1. "Wesley on board!"
-- Top Ten BumperStickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
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