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• I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity
  can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conlusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleages, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives....
• There are as many styles of magic as there are magicians.
  While much of magic is gaudy, noisy, and easily appreciated by the masses, it goes without saying that some of the finest sorcery is also the most subtle...
• Men are even lazier than they are timorous, and what they fear most is the troubles with which any unconditional honesty and nudity would burden them.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
• The greatest truths are the simplest; so are the greatest men.
• The commercial prostitution of love is the last outcome of our whole social system, and its most clear condemnation.
  It flaunts in our streets, it hides itself in the garment of respectability under the name of matrimony, ....
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• IBM /I-B-M/ Inferior But Marketable; It's Better Manually
  Insidious Black Magic; It's Been Malfunctioning; Incontinent Bowel Moveme...
• mumble interj. 1. Said when the correct response is too complicated to enunciate, or the speaker has not thought it out.
  Often prefaces a longer answer, or indicates a general reluctance to get into a long discussion....
• Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.