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• After God created man, he atoned by creating beer.
• If God had not created beer, man would have had to invent it.
• When God created the oceans was he a 'C' programer?
• God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well.
  Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche...
• God made a few people perfect--the rest He created right-handed.
• The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. -- Henry Ward Beeche
• God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
• In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
  -- Ian Anderson, musician, Jethro Tull -- Aqualung...
• Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.